The Hen/Stag Nite-1/2

it took 10 years to arrive at this day... and of course, Collie and Harbinger being Collie and Harbinger, we celebrated the hen and stag nite together.

a room at Copthorne: i rushed there to catch a nap before the night begins and only just managed to fall asleep when Snow White called. grrr......

after another 45 minutes or so, we were all ready to have dinner at Pontini. the food was blardy expensive! damn!

but here comes the fun bit. Gomma's Ms Wilson knows someone who knows someone who once made a dick cake. hmmm... that is, a cake fashioned in the exquisite details of a dick. so they had suggested to friend of the friend to make a pussy cake too! which the friend of the friend said she would try... and i have to say, succeeded much better at!

we had the waiters and waitresses serve the cakes to the hen and stag. there were mirrors surrounding us in Pontini so patrons at Pontini who had missed the cakes while they were brought by the waiters should have had a good look in the mirrors. *blush*

there was an FLS counsellor having dinner at Pontini that night too, who craned her neck to catch a look of Dick and Pussy. i believed she would've seen me as i had seen her. it wasn't exactly crowded. but since we took such pain to avoid saying hello, why bother to after right? but it tickles me to think of what might have run through her head as she saw me with those cakes.

i will love to post the picture of the cakes here but they look too gross, especially Pussy. it looks so real!!! *gosh*

so dinner is over.

we got a stripper too. well, actually, Snow White got the stripper. i dislike strippers cos i had a bad experience with one, let's call him Adams, 3 years ago now. almost exactly 3 years ago actually... that hen night was for an ex-friend who got married in August as well.

Adams was this really small guy (i might be able to pick him up if i can bear to touch him), extremely short and fair. he's *not bad* looking... well, kinda boyish with spiky hair. but he can't dance and he doesn't even come across as sleazy. he's just... *duh*. i remember waiting for his time to be up as he was dancing around the hotel room 3 years ago. i don't know what the hype is about getting strippers. they definitely ain't that great. at least this one wasn't.

incidentally, Snow White mentioned the stripper's name was Adams as well. so that got me remembering how icky Adams was. but what are the chances right. still, it was worth mulling over especially when Short Fart described him as "short" and "very fair" too.

so yes, Snow White got the stripper and we were in a frenzy because we had to get back to the hotel room by 930pm sharp and Pontini had taken too long a time to serve our dinners. then the stripper was late so we ended up with time to kill after we had rushed through our dinner. Chinny and i went for a smoke to stall for time and even that wasn't enough.

anyway, we eventually returned to the hotel room and lo and behold, the stripper stepped into view............

............... and..................

it WAS Adams. the one and same Adams. -_- Adams with more wrinkles now.

*kill me*

so we sat through his session.

by the way, strippers don't necessarily strip to nudity. it depends on what you ask for and how much you are willing to spend. which we didn't ask for and we are unwilling to pay for as well. THANK GOD.

ps: don't ever get me a stripper if i ever get married. i dislike it. yucks.