Kinky Squirrels

i got one request to write about kinky squirrels.

squirrels? kinky?

somehow, i didn't think they were. they appear to be such loveable, adorable, incredibly sweet-looking furries.

so i did my research on squirrels and am amazed to learn about how hated they are! probably they are a menace on the other side of the globe... they have been termed, "KS" (Killer Squirrels) and there are whole blogs dedicated to how evil they are or that swear by the squirrel's secret world domination plans. there is even a Squirrel Defamation League (SDL), which sends shivers down my spine as i can't help likening them to the Nutzi's (borrowed term... yes, squirrels are known as that too....) secret military police, or the kempetai...

check these out:-
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/
http://www.deadsquirrel.com/

but no kinkiness so far... hmmmm.....

i don't know what i was hoping for, if anything at all. will there be love-making squirrels? squirrels who build a home together and live happily together, searching for nuts to bring home together?

apparently not!

and then.

SQUIRRELS FUCK LIKE RAPISTS!!!

http://straightwhiteguy.mu.nu/archives/042130.php
enough said.

and if that isn't disturbing enough, a University of Central Florida professor is studying how these furry rapists do it on a - get this - US$600grand grant.

so tell me more about these evil squirrels and then we'll move the discussion on to those who study how they rape one another.